Well, first page of the “Page-a-Day” pledge, that is. It was less than 500 words, but it finished up one section, and started another, so I’m happy.
Proof for the day:
“Don’t make him stop! Please, I’m sorry, tell Kerry I’m sorry, tell the ty’vaniya I didn’t mean any harm, we’ll leave town, I swear, if that’s what they want, just don’t make him stop, please.”